Friday Grab Bag

No WBC For USA’s VW Well, Parkes has beaten me to this, but fuck it: Citing “insurance issues” due to his ginormous contract and recent inability to stay healthy, it appears as though Vernon Wells will not be suiting up for the USA at the upcoming World Baseball Shittacular. I guess it might be disappointing…

Moron Orioles

Obviously all us Drunk Jays Fans are suffering from a bit of a Victoria Day hangover. No, not because of all the booze (though a conservative estimate would have me putting back about 40 beers in 3 days). Clearly the lack of access to– or sobriety required to operate– a computer over the weekend (not…

Dear John…

Hey Gibbers. It’s me, Stoeten. How’s it going, buddy? Not so good, huh. Yeah, I know. It hasn’t been a good week for any of us. But listen, Gibbers. You know I’ve been a big supporter from day one– you know that. When you pulled rank on that pederast Hillenbrand, I was in your corner,…